When I saw that this was a National Day, I chuckled. To me, this phrase is always sarcastic. But apparently this day is using the phrase in earnest.

How many jellybeans in the jar? How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I have no idea, and I haven’t seen the jar. Let’s say 2,500 and 250.

What happens when we die? Where do rainbows go?

Not a clue. My wild guess: We become one with the zeitgeist, and so do the rainbows.

Does the dog barking mean that burglars will skip my house? I’ll go with yes: She barks a lot and we have never been burgled.

These days, my unanswerable questions are much more mundane: Why did I come into the kitchen? What appointment am I forgetting? Did I forget to post to social media AGAIN?

Would you like to take a wild guess?