This is another commemoration I do not understand. I just call this Saturday.

Complete sentences are not difficult. You’ve all heard the observation that “no” is a complete sentence. See? Easy. Aside from sentences along the lines of “no,” clear sentences require more effort. Well-constructed and complex sentences are even more difficult. I spend my days fixing those.

Complete sentences? Not so much. (See what I did there?)

But in keeping with the spirit of the day, I’ll keep on keeping on and be mindful that my communications all involve subjects and predicates, nouns and verbs, and capital letters and end punctuation.

Best of luck to you all in this oh-so-difficult endeavor!