Tag Archives: Humor

Underwear Day

Why is this even a day? You might laugh. I sure did. It was created (unsurprisingly) by the online underwear retailer Freshpair “to promote body positivity and self-expression through comfortable and supportive undergarments.” I read this and squinted. Wouldn’t “body … Continue reading

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Spoonerism Day

Hands down, the most impressive display of spoonerisms I’ve witnessed were masterworks by the Capitol Steps, who talked about ducky lays and lirty dies, and were way—I mean, wayyyyyy—ahead of the curve in 1990 talking about Tronald Dump. You can … Continue reading

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Plan Your Epitaph Day

Personally, I don’t anticipate being planted anywhere particularly, so no epitaph is necessary. (The plan is for the kid to chuck me and the hubs off a bluff in Yellowstone on a windy day—hopefully in such a way that he … Continue reading

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Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

I am not sure this day is necessary. I’ve only been doing this for a couple of months, but I’ve already encountered more ridiculous holidays than I would have imagined, and some that are more ridiculous than I could ever … Continue reading

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Let’s Laugh Day

Three evergreen jokes—short, medium, and long—that work in almost any situation: 1: A dog limps into a bar, orders a whiskey and announces, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” *************** 2: A duck walks into a pharmacy … Continue reading

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