DingDing: Round Two

I heard from the agent.  I’m a lovely writer, but my story is too small and centric. So I am going to look for small and centric publishers. I have a list. Now it is just a matter of compiling the info and sending it off.  Onward!

It’s a lot like applying for jobs. You have a basic chunk of info that you reword and reshape into assorted customizations for assorted recipients.

It is a weekend project.

Since I am doing that anyway, I’m hoping to get enough free time that I can go all out and run this process for two or three projects I’ve had sitting. I mean, why throw a few strands of  spaghetti at the wall when you could throw a whole pot, right? (And while I’m waiting for responses, I can actually take a fresh look at some of the manuscripts and clean them up if need be. It pretty much always need be…)

We have been busy doing assorted other things, so my reading dropped off last week, and probably won’t pick up again til next week.  No critiques this week! But maybe two next week.

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Pigs in the Mud

1 lb bacon, thin-sliced (you want it as crunchy and crumbly as possible)
24 oz semisweet chocolate chips (2 12-oz bags)
4 oz unsweetened chocolate, chopped
1-1/2 c all-purpose flour
1/2 c unsweetened cocoa
1 t baking soda
1 t salt
12 T butter, softened
1-1/2 c brown sugar
3 eggs
1 t vanilla


Fry the bacon to extra crispy and set aside to drain and cool.  Crumble into a bowl. Any pieces you can’t crumble by hand should not be used.

Set oven to 325 degrees F.

Melt all the unsweetened chocolate and 8 oz of the semisweet chocolate chips (1 cup) on medium-low heat, stirring constantly until smooth with no lumps.  Set aside to cool.

Measure out the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt into a bowl and whisk together. Set aside.

Cream butter and brown sugar together on low, then beat on medium for about 30 seconds.  Scrape down the bowl.

Add the eggs, mixing on low, then the vanilla.  Scrape down the bowl.

Add in the melted chocolate and mix on low. Scrape the bowl again.

Add the dry ingredients very slowly, mixing on low.  Then add the remaining 16 oz of  semisweet chocolate chips.

Drop by tablespoonfuls onto baking sheets. Bake 9 minutes.

After nine minutes, switch baking sheets, removing one at a time and pressing a scant handful of crumbled bacon onto each cookie.  Bake 9 more minutes.  Let cool on baking sheet for five minutes, then remove to cooling racks.

Makes approximately 36 cookies, depending on cookie size.  

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Shipping Cookies

Send tougher items: peanut butter cookies, chocolate chip, brownies, dense things — rather than sugar cookies or other delicate recipes that break easily.

Double insulate:  Wrap and use padding inside a container, then nestle the container in more exterior padding.

Be festive: It’s pretty easy to print labels and attach them to containers. Or just buy festive containers, depending on how rich you feel.

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Wintry Mix

This also goes by the name Reindeer Chow, but that just sounds vile.

5 cups Rice Chex
1 cup peanut butter
12 oz. package of chocolate chips
1 box confectioner’s sugar
Red and green M&Ms

1. Melt chocolate in microwave 1 minute at a time until melted.
2. Add peanut butter to melted chocolate and mix well.
3. In a large bowl (with a snap on lid), add melted chocolate and peanut butter to top of cereal and mix well.
4. Add confectioner’s sugar and cover bowl with lid. Shake well to coat thoroughly.

If you don’t have a bowl with a lid, you can place the coated cereal and confectioner’s sugar in a large ziploc bag and shake well.

5: Add M&Ms and serve.

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Decorating Christmas Cookies, More Ideas

Stained Glass Cookies – another approach, what’s it gonna hurt?:
Bake cutout cookies with holes in center 2 minutes less than usual and on aluminum foil. Remove from oven and fill cutout with coarsely crushed hard candies, return to oven for 2 minutes, just long enough for candy to melt. Cool completely on the foil.

Sugared:
Brush thinned icing onto cookies using an artist’s brush. Use one or several colors to paint. Using thicker icing, pipe designs onto wet iced cookies. While all icings are still wet, springle generously with white fine sanding sugar.  Let dry.

High Dimension:
Brush thinned icing on to cooled cookies. Use more than one color of icing to highlight details. While wet, press a smaller cookie onto larger one and ice it. Or sprinkle with crushed candy, nonpareils or decorating sugar. Or use dragees. Let dry. Pipe thicker icing onto edges. Sprinkle with sugar or not. Let dry.

Making Life Easier
To decorate, use lines, not flooding, for ease – outline clothes, emulate yarn hair, squiggle and dot patterns for aprons and buttons, different-size dots for pompoms, hands, eyes, noses, etc.  You can use white icing for eyes/nose/mouth on gingerbread, and probably chocolate for same on sugars.

Or, use flooding technique and then top with candy Xmas trees or red hots. Or, just use solid colors.  Just a green Christmas tree. No decorations on it.

Give reindeer center belts and chocolate eyes and noses. Very minimal.

Make Hanukkah cookies by piping designs on to round cookies – menorah can be done as a line drawing.

Decorating Tools:
Use tweezers to place dragees or candies.
Fluted pastry wheel to cut scalloped edges or geometric shapes out of cookie dough.
Decorator bags – disposable probably is better – and a round tip, star tip and leaf tip.
Broad brush for egg wash, small brush for frosting or luster detailing.

Snowflakes
Base flood coat with light blue. Immediately sprinkle blue sugar. Let dry. Use thick white icing with star tip to pipe swirls and shells along the edges and the center.


Base flood coat with light purple. Using thinned white icing, pipe simple lines into the purple.  Using a toothpick, pull through white icing to swirl or extend and create a marbling effect, away from or toward center.  Let dry.  Pipe tiny white dots around edge.


Base flood coat with light purple and let dry completely. Outline in thick white icing.  Pipe in diamond outlines in two shades of purple darker than base coat. Sprinkle colored sugar inside diamonds. Let dry completely.  Pipe white dots on diamond points.

Base flood coat in white. Let dry completely. Pipe in light purple hearts in center and on tips. Pipe S shapes and dots in dark purple.

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Martha Stewart Pulled Fudge

4-1/2 c sugar
½ c Dutch-process cocoa
1-1/2 c cream
½ c unsalted butter, plus more for fingers
3 T light corn syrup
1-1/2 t vanilla

Line an 8-inch baking pan with wax paper.
In a heavy medium saucepan, whisk sugar and cocoa. Add cream, butter and corn syrup; cook over medium-high heat, stirring, until bubbling around the edges, about 5 minutes.
Continue cooking, without stirring, until mixtures reaches soft-ball stage (238-240 on a candy thermometer,) about 12-15 minutes. Wash down sides of pan with a pastry brush dipped in water.
Remove pan from heat and allow to sit until it has cooled to 160, about 40 minutes.
Pour fudge onto clean surface (marble slab, buttered baking sheet,) and use a rubber spatula to gently empty the pan while holding pan very close to surface to prevent spattering. Spoon vanilla over the fudge and let cool until fudge is almost at room temperature, about 15 minutes.
Using a long offset spatula, begin pulling fudge in a figure-8 motion, moving from bottom right up and over to top left, the pull back down to the right, pushing the fudge back onto itself.
Continue until you see a sudden change in appearance, from glossy to matte (12-15 minutes.) Spread into wax-paper lined baking sheet, flatten with lightly buttered fingertips. Cover with wax paper and let stand at room temperature until set, at least 4 hours or overnight.  Cut into squares before serving.

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Chocolate Butterscotch-Chip Cookies

2 c flour
1 t baking soda
¼ t salt
1-1/4 c butter, room temperature
1 c sugar
¾ c dark brown sugar
2 eggs
1 t vanilla
1 c butterscotch chips
1 c semisweet chips

Preheat oven to 350. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper and set aside. Whisk flour, baking soda and salt in medium bowl and set aside.
In electric mixer with paddle attachment, cream butter and sugars until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add eggs and vanilla; beat until well combined. Add the flour mixture all at once and beat until just combined. Stir in chips.
Drop tablespoons of batter onto prepared baking sheets, 2 inches apart. Bake until golden brown, about 12 minutes. Transfer to wire rack on baking sheet for 1 minute, then to wire racks to cool slightly.

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Peanut Brittle

Unsalted butter, room temperature, for baking sheet
1-1/2 c sugar
34 c cold water
½ c light corn syrup
pinch of salt
2-1/2 c unsalted dry-roasted peanuts
1 t vanilla
1 t baking soda
vegetable oil, for spatula.

Butter a 9×13 inch rimmed baking sheet, set aside.
In a medium saucepan, bring sugar, water, corn syrup and salt to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring until sugar has dissolved.
Continue cooking, without stirring, until mixture reaches soft-ball stage (238-240 degrees), swirling pan occasionally; wash down sides of pan with a pastry brush dipped in water. Stir in nuts and continue cooking, stirring frequently to prevent nuts from burning, until mixture is light amber.
Remove pan from heat; carefully stir in vanilla and baking soda. (Mixture will foam up in pan.) Pour onto prepared baking sheet, quickly spread into a ½ inch thick layer with an oiled metal spatula. Let stand until completely cool.
Break brittle into large pieces and store in an airtight container up to one month.

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Gingerbread for Houses

4-1/2 c flour, plus more as kneaded
3 t ground ginger
2 t ground cinnamon
1 t ground cloves
1 t ground nutmeg
1 t baking soda
1 t salt
½ t freshly ground pepper
1 c shortening
1 c sugar
1 c molasses

Into a large bowl, sift together flour, spices, soda, salt and pepper, set aside.
In a large saucepan, melt shortening over medium-high heat, about 4 minutes. Whisk in sugar and molasses until well-combined. Remove from heat and stir in flour mixture until just combined but still crumbly. If sticky, add a bit more flour.
Turn out dough onto a large piece of plastic wrap and wrap to enclose completely; let cool slightly, 10-15 minutes.
Preaheat oven to 325 and line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Divide dough into 2 equal part and place on prepared sheets. While dough is still slightly warm, roll out gently but firmly to 3/8 inch thickness. Cut out desired shapes and remove excess dough from around cutters or templates.
Bake 30 minutes, rotating sheets halfway through. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely before decorating.

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Rice Krispie Treats and More

8 Tbsp unsalted butter, plus more to grease pan
16 oz mini marshmallows, divided into 6 cups and 2 cups
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp salt
7 cups crispy rice cereal

Butter and line a 9×9 baking dish with parchment paper (you can use a 9×13 but the squares won’t be as thick).

In a large pot or dutch oven, melt butter over medium/low heat. Add 6 cups marshmallows and stir just until completely melted (don’t overcook or the mixture will harden).

Remove the pan from the heat and immediately stir in vanilla and salt. Working quickly stir in the cereal then fold in the remaining 2 cups marshmallows until well coated and the added marshmallows just start to melt but are still chunky.

Immediately transfer the mixture to the prepared pan, place a piece of plastic wrap or parchment paper over the top to prevent sticking and lightly pressing it evenly into the pan.

Set aside to cool completely to room temperature (about 1 hour), then slice into squares and enjoy.

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As an alternative, prepare the basic recipe using other cereals: Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies, Froot Loops, etc.

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To make it more decorative, you can create a cake by stacking the squares in a pyramid.

You can also make sandwiches with a glaze center:
1 c. semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 c cream

Prepare glaze by melting and stirring chips and cream over medium heat, beating until smooth. Pour over half the squares. Top with the remaining squares.

Another approach:
Chocolate/Peanut Butter Treats

3 T butter
1 10-oz pkg chocolate marshmallows
1 c peanut butter
1 t vanilla
1 t chocolate extract
6 c cocoa krispies
1 2-oz block vanilla candy coating

Grease 9×13 baking dish.
Melt butter, add marshmallows, stir until melted. Remove from heat, stir in 1/2 c peanut butter, vanilla and chocolate extract.  Add cereal, stir to combine. Grease hands and press into prepared pan. Cool 1 hour. Cut into shapes.
In a small bowl, microwave 1/2 c peanut butter for 20 seconds, til liquid.
In separate bowl, melt candy coating at 30-second intervals til liquid. Whisk together peanut butter and coating. Cool 5 minutes. Place in pastry bag and drizzle over treats. Allow to dry in parchment paper.

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